Church: a building used for religious activities, particularly worship services.

Look at that building over there. It’s so beautiful in all its splendor. The stained glass windows must have cost a fortune. I have never seen a “church” so big. It must seat 10,000 people easily. Did you hear that they paid that church mortgage off in just under ten years? It had to be over $10 million dollars. They must be proud.

Hi. My name is Kionna and I am a recovering “church” addict. At least by Wikipedia’s definition. From the time I was little, I was a “church” goin’ girl. I practically got mail there. When people asked me what “church” I went to, I was proud to profess that I went to one of THE biggest and baddest churches around. It was that big building in the hood—like a rose right out of the concrete. I…